pokémon mystery dungeon: shadowblood excalibur ulysses great proletarian cultural revolution realm war democracy defender victory of liberty

joe biden, the president of the united states, has been subdued and imprisoned by an evil witch empress who has subverted democracy in america and deprived him of the legendary sword shadowblood excalibur, the blade that seals away authoritarianism. when he is whisked away to the mythical communist pokémon realm and incarnated as a bidoof, hoe is presented with an opportunity for adventure and redemption, and perhaps even the opportunity to recover the relic blade of communism's bane... but will the beloved uncle-in-chief be able to rise to the occasion?

rated T for language.